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That's it! I've had it with this motherfucking duct tape on this motherfucking plane!
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This is your captain speaking please don't apply pressure to the walls of the cabin, have a safe flight
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Well, it already worked for the tires...
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There I fixed it...
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"Sir, are you comfortable and capable of assisting the crew and passengers exit in the even of an emergency?" "Uhh... yeah, I think I can pull a piece of tape.... yeah, I got it."
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that would probably work
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made in the USA
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Sir, We are having difficulty closing the exit doors, should we have it fixed?
No, just put some ducktape on it. It costs too much money to repair it.
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You can never escape.
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