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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
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Troil and broil, trouble's boillin',
Rubble will bubble, the blood be spillin'.
I call upon the ancient spirits to aid me if you're willin',
Under this red moon to blow this ceiling...
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oh noes! my strawberry jar made the kitchen dirty!
Don't worry lady! i have ShamWOW!
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Wait a minute...are those strawberries? Were they boiling strawberries?
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Socorro Mister Músculo.
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DERP STRAWBERRY!!!
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"i dont think youre ACTUALLY suppoused to put the jar in there,"
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id still eat it
but not off the stove
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Strawberry Avalanche...er... flash flood.
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You could've just asked me for a tampon, bro.
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You could've just asked for a tampon, bro.
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it's not dangerous to spill water on a electric stove?
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heh heh heh thats not how you make strawberry short cake, stupid women.....
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I'd still bang that slug when i'm hungry as hell
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I forget to take baby tommy out of the oven
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