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That'll fool 'em!
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Come on, officer, it was 2-for-1 at the DMV that day!!
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What do you mean that's a fake license occifer?
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Which one of us is Jose? You guess officer!
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Siamese Twins perhaps?
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The DMV now allows to take a picture of your normal self and your transvestite personalities.
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What seems to be the officer problem?
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**** dooshbag
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Getting counterfeit your license from you nearest Mexican store ? only $20.
crossing the boarder without immigration agency arresting you? Priceless...
for everything else theres mastercard.
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But officer...,we're conjoined twins!
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only in the south are people that stupid
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But--which one of you is Jose?
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Jose:But officer we're conjoined twins
Officer: then when is she?
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But, which one of you is Jose?
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when your wife is afraid of othre women can be with you
you will be found she in any place even in the cards
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